If I have to hear this song one more time I am going to explode. Literally. And by literally I mean ‘bits of my body will combust and come flying out’. I cannot anymore with this shit.
My kids sing this stupid asshole song when they want to get me really fired up.
So ok, lets have at it line by line.
“just a small town girl, living in a lonely world”
uh, ok, I believe that this is a good thing. If you are from a small town and you are lonely, then you either have very lazy uncles or you have been mercifully un-bullied. Deal.
“I took a midnight train going anywhere“
Really? Anywhere? How does Rowanda sound? Shit, kid, you can not even handle a small town…
“Just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit! He took the midnight train going anywhere“
OMFG. People from Detroit do not take trains. We have cars. Detroit is where CARS COME FROM. dumbass.
“a singer in a smokey room, smells of wine and cheep perfume. For a smile they can share the night, it goes on and on and on…”
That whole thing there? GROSS. I can not even…but wait…this is a love song so…
Next, we get strangers, shadows, street-lights and hiding. Great. Sounds like FUN! Somewhere in the night. Uh huh. I am so not feeling this song. But yet…
Working hard to get my fill, (uh…yeah? must suck to be you. Or your pimp. Ass.)
Everybody wants a thrill (NO….no fun is allowed!)
Payin’ anything to roll the dice, (I said NO FUN! Do not pass go. Candyland it isn’t)
Just one more time (can you please stop now? I am tired. )
Some will win, some will lose (is that how life works? wow. news. )
Some were born to sing the blues (and some were born to have a needle and the damage done.)
Oh, the movie never ends (i know. never, ends. )
It goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on…..
I hate this song. It must be the stupidest song ever written. But even living in the UK I can not escape it. not even “In the NIGHT“
Do you have a song that you hate more than this? You can tell me, but I do not think that I can hate anything more than this. Try me.