You guys, I cannot any more with this horseshit. You need to cool yourself off for realz. I did not move to the UK to be hot. I came for the clouds and I want them back.
This is the drawing that I made when it was hot for THREE DAYS one time in the UK
I posted about it here. And that when it was only a few days. I have done weeks of your hot weather and I am DONE. I am fighting the air.
For those of you in the US, let me just tell you a couple of things.
THERE IS NO A/C here. There is no air conditioning. None. Nope. This is an old and backward country and there is no a/c anywhere. Unless you are in a Tesco, you are going to roast and there is no reprieve.
THERE IS NO ICE HERE. Even in a Tesco, you are not going to get ice.
THERE ARE NO WINDOW SCREENS. I’m usually upset with this, but it is so freakishly hot here now that I am all…meh. let them all in. Who cares.
The UK can not handle weather of any kind. I am OK with this because there is usually no weather here. But our roads are melting, our train tracks are buckling and there are fucking wild-fires and people are dying of heat and NO JUST NO.
It is like the sun never goes down. It starts at 3 AM and just keeps on giving until Ten PM. This is just stupid.
I have been so angry these last few weeks. I am melting and I am pissed off and I want to kill people and I have yelled at every member of my family because SO HOT.
I hear the south-west might get a break a minute this weekend then back up into the nighties (30C or what-fucking-ever) for the rest of the month.
I am done with this and you need to stop England. I even told Manboy that we need to move to Scotland or Finland or Iceland or something because I was not made to do sun and heat.
He has been mostly staying out of my damn way because I am just hot and angry like a bear shitting wasps. Not a single stitch of house work gets done after 10 am because fuck all of the things it is hot.
I went to make Manboy a coffee before work, and grabbed the milk and it was SOLID. Everything that I own that is food has gone off. This can not continue.
Please England…can we have some rain? A cloud perhaps? Maybe can it stay normal and not freakishly weird for a minute?
I’ll just hang in here with the rest of you suffering Brits. Just do NOT ask me if I am ‘enjoying the nice weather’.